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This from a friend - Scraps & Stitches
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This from a friend
really made me laugh...

Realistically and potentially


A boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars." Then ask your
sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a Million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heart beat! Are you nuts?!?"

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days, and then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?


The boy replied, "Yes... Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but realistically, we're living with two sluts and a poof."
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vamysteryfan From: vamysteryfan Date: January 30th, 2008 03:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
That was really funny!
snailbones From: snailbones Date: January 30th, 2008 03:54 pm (UTC) (Link)


Wonderful! Thanks for the grin.

therentgirls From: therentgirls Date: January 30th, 2008 05:43 pm (UTC) (Link)
Too funny! Thanks for sharing.
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