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Loved This

When I was married 30 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said,
"Honey, 30 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a
Sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep
With a hot 19 year old blonde every night.
Now, we have a nice house, a nice car, a big bed and a plasma screen TV,
But I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are
Not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
19 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be
Living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, and sleeping on a sofa
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life
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snailbones From: snailbones Date: January 13th, 2007 06:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
chriselora55 From: chriselora55 Date: January 13th, 2007 07:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
LOL! LOL! Just loved it.

Thank you for sharing!
betagoddess From: betagoddess Date: January 13th, 2007 10:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thanks for the laugh! My J. loved it, too!
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